freak what ya heard

happy birthday! you are such a wonderful inspiration to me every day. thanks for being such an incredible friend. i’m so glad i can spend your birthday with you! xo

to the most inspiring, luminous, compassionate, hilarious, amazing, loyal, incredible, beautiful women on this earth. you have stuck by me like nothing i could have ever asked for, and although this hasn’t been our year, i know the next one will be. i couldn’t have ever dreamed for a more fulfilling and wonderful friendship.thank you for all of the times you’ve listened to me cry, bitch, laugh and scream. thank you for picking up the phone at 2am. thank you for all the amazing times we had this summer, and thank you for making me strong. i am so grateful to have you in my life, and i wish i could be with you on your birthday. i love you and miss you so much meg. have a great day & night! xo

i don’t mean to defile my maiden post with hostility but i am having some trouble understanding why people want to shit all over your life with their opinions. i don’t mean my friends or family, i mean presumptuous oblivious douchelords who feel their negative irrelevant work was not quite done, & thus feel the need to impose upon you their perspective. mmmmmmmmmmmmno. thanks but no thanks. i appreciate your need to get your feelings out into the universe but do what every other hipster out there does (myself included) and write a blog because THAT way, i can choose to ignore your nonsensical drunk rambling about nothing instead of having to uncomfortably respond to a series of asinine text messages while i’m trying to eat ramen noodles. so glad that a weight was lifted for you by that exchange, because i’ve been trying to get the taste of “i’ll never get those two years back” out of my mouth for the last six months.

also i don’t kid myself thinking that anyone really gives a shit about what i have to say & am well aware there are many more important things on the internet but i’ve been badgered into this by my female friends who have similarly ridiculous relationship issues & would like to collectively scoff and feel they are not alone.